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Welcome to Heaven…

Posted by Russell On April - 2 - 2010

“Gore, Clinton & Obama in Heaven.”

Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven…

God addresses Al first..  ”Al, what do you believe in?”

Al replies: “Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve..And I’ve come to understand that now.”
God thinks for a second and says:  “Very good. Come and sit at my left..”

God then addresses Bill.  ”Bill, what do you believe in?”

Bill replies:  ”I believe in forgiveness.  I’ve sinned, but I’ve never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.”
God thinks for a second and says:  “You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.”

Then God addresses Barrack.  ”Barrack, what do you believe in?”

Barrack replies:  ”I believe you’re in my chair.”

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