The following is a minimalistic, spoiler filled, rant/kudos dissection fest featuring COD’s latest offering, Black Ops, for the Xbox 360. Before I get to that though I just want to say how much I loved the interactive main menu! Breaking your bonds! Roaming the room! The computer terminal! That guy in the window who becomes a zombie when you switch over to zombie mode! Brilliant! Okay, now lets get to those scatter gun thoughts of mine.
Multiplayer = Great
- Dolphin diving is fun! Now, I don’t use it to avoid death, I just use it to dive into the first flag I see during Domination games like everyone else, it’s hilarious…
- My PHR clan tag scratched into my gun is cool, this is cool, I’m surprised at how cool it is, I wonder why it’s so cool…
- The levels are multi-layed, multi-routed, much better than MW2’s
- Love the double mag attachment allowing for super fast second mag reload. I’ve been sitting on this idea for years, glad to see someone think of it as well…
- The fact that kill streak kills don’t count towards the next kill streak reward is flipping fantastic. Keeps you from constant attack helicopter flybys, which is fine by me…
- The contracts are just okay, but not cool, they should be cool like Halo Reach, but again, they’re not cool. Low war buck amounts make you not even care to set yourself up with one…
Campaign = Good
- If you don’t suffer an epileptic seizure while watching load screens you’ll enjoy the campaign. I started closing my eyes to avoid headaches during said load screens…
- Loved the espionage cold war era the game took place in, a time when info wasn’t immediate and needed to be obtained the hard way, not by simply perusing wikileaks…
- Really graphic chocking and knifing sequences done by the player, makes you wish for a clean, fast, non-gratuitous kill factor, they made me feel weird, I don’t want to feel weird when I jam my games…
- Good storyboard throughout except the end, which was total fail. Basically you destroy your arch enemy in an underwater soviet base which you also destroy and then you need to swim to the surface and when you emerge from the water you’re surrounded by friendly destroyers, and a lame rock track, and a lame one liner…
Zombies = Fair
- The presidential zombie level is great though, not fair. There’s much fun with those guys at campaigns conclusion, which unlocks this particular level of zombie slaying action…
- I never seem to know what to do, wish they had in game hints to tell you what in the world is going on. Like, what do you do after the power is turned on? For the life of me I still don’t know…
- Wish you could use your perk setups while in zombie, that would make me a for sure zombie killer, but I usually just get zombie killed…
- There’s nothing like zombies to bring people together, have generally loved my split screen time with family and friends, even if we somehow end up dying by round 4…
Conclusion = Hurrah!
Thus ends my brief review of Black Ops, which is in no way exhaustive, fair, or balanced. I believe this game is a good purchase only if you get it for a couple bucks off, and if you’ve got some friends to jam with…